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| char-page-name=Cian
 
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| fullname= Cian McCarthy
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| fullname=Cian McCarthy
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| muxname= Cian
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| played-by=Caspar Peteus
| concept= The darker side of Spring
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| concept=
| occupation= Cutpurse
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| occupation=
| virtue= Hope
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| virtue=
| vice= Greed
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| vice=
| date-of-birth= June 14 1969
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| date-of-birth=
| apparent-age= 30
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| apparent-age=
| char-type= PC
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| char-type=PC
| char-status= Active
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| char-status=Inactive
| family= Alexander
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| family=Alexander
| family-position= Lifeline Cousin
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| family-position=
 
| family-influence=1
 
| family-influence=1
| template= Changeling
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| template=Changeling
| seeming= Darkling
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| seeming=Darkling
| kith_1= Lurker
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| kith_1=Lurker
| kith_2= Whisperwisp
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| kith_2=Whisperwisp
 
| kith_3=
 
| kith_3=
 
| kith_4=
 
| kith_4=
| court= Spring
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| court=Spring
| court-position= None
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| court-influence= 1
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| court-influence=1
| mantle=3
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| freehold=
 
| freehold=
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| freehold-influence=
 
| entitlement=Phantom Tong
 
| entitlement=Phantom Tong
 
| motley=
 
| motley=
| keeper=That Which Lurks
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<center>'''In order to understand, I destroyed myself.'''<br /> &ndash;''Fernando Pessoa''</center>
  
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<center>'''"The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as well.'''<br /> &ndash; ''Terry Pratchet''</center>
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====Mortal====
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* '''Alexander''': One of those slick fuckers with a smooth tone and an uneven keel. He's a distant relative to most, and tends to be the crazy cousin called in if absolutely needed.
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* '''Local''': Cian grew up in these parts, don't bother trying to remember him though, he's just got one of those faces.
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* '''Laundromat Attendent''': By hook or crook he's managed to land a semi-legitimate job at Dirty Laundry.
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* '''Sticky Fingers''': To say it's a condition is an understatement. He has a full blown compulsion to simply take. His hands wander of their own accord more often than he cares to admit.
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* '''Greyscale''': He has never been seen in public wearing colors. Everything he wears is a shade of grey.
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====Lost====
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* '''Darkling''': A whisper quiet creature of the night, he does his kind proud.
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* '''Lurker''': Nimble sneakthief fingers weren't exactly a natural skill set, trained and shaped to be the perfect rogue.
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* '''Whisperwisp''': Built to see and hear everything, floating from spot to spot, his unassuming nature working to his advantage as a spy.
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* '''Spring Courtier''': Even Spring has a darker side. Encouraging desires is no less prone to a dipping into the black.
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* '''Phantom Tong''': Battler of the status quo, challenger of authority, and overall pain in the Freehold's ass with a purpose.
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* '''Glamour Addict''': Sometimes the source doesn't matter, but the cleanest stuff comes from fulfilling dreams.
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<div style="background-color:#000000; line-height:300%"><font style="color:#AEB2AD; font-size:14pt; font-variant:small-caps">&nbsp;{{tab}}'''Accomplices'''</font></div>
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|-
 
|-
| colspan=2 class=title | <div style="font-family: Rock Salt; font-size: 55px;">Cian</div>
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====Motleymates====
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* '''[[Count]]''' - Scowling Stompbooted Shopkeep. Semi-legitimate boss. Collector of body parts. /Also/ has rules.
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* '''[[Lulu]]''' - Moon Mad Moth. Fluffbug. Tit for tat master. More aware than you. Dreamiest dreamer.
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* '''[[Candice]]''' - Properly Prim Poisonpetal. Bearer of good first dates and light-headed kisses.
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====Lost====
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* '''[[Sid_Spokes|Sid]]''' - Serious Scavengerhunt Spokesperson. Deep pockets. Inciter of riots.
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* '''[[Lucky_Donovan|Lucky]]''' - Perfectly Pandering Pedant. Giver of dare cards. Seeker of fun.
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* '''[[Calliope_Kraus|Fuck Bird]]''' - Furiously Foul Fowl. Beater of asses. No shame here. Has rules.
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* '''[[Cressida_Star|Cressida]]''' - Giddy Galactic Girl. Keeper of kittens. Bearer of weed and fun outbursts.
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* '''[[CB_Alexander|C.B.]]''' - Catted Communist Cousin. Thinker of bad ideas. Owner of a Commie Cafe.
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* '''[[Alonso]]''' - Great Galloping Gallant. Charger of impossible odds. Knower of possible things.
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====Trouble (Mortals)====
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* '''[[Franklyn_Garreau|Franky]]''' - Prickly Princess Poutface. Capable of 180 degree turns at light speed. Delicious in all the wrong ways.
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* '''[[Green|Amanda]]''' - Complicatedly Captivating Charmer. Forward and back again. Figuring out if it's a wheel or a cycle.
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* '''[[Vinnie]]''' - Decisively Dogmatic Devil. Giving away advice like candy in a sinful song. One surprising cheerleader.
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<span class=fade style="font-size:25px;font-family: Rock Salt;letter-spacing: -1px; color: white;">RP Hooks</span>
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* Hook 3
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[[Image: CianM2.jpg|x150px]]
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[[Image: CianM3.jpg|x150px]]
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[[Image: CianM4.jpg|x150px]]
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[[Image: Cian3.jpg|x150px]]
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[[Image: Cian1.jpg|x150px]]
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[[Image: CianM7.jpg|x150px]]
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|-
 
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|<span style="font-family: Rock Salt;font-size:25px;letter-spacing: -1px; color: #06032F;">The Thief</span>
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| style="border:2px solid #000000" | [[File:Cian4.jpg|300px]]
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| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''On Game As:'''
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| Cian
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|-
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<div style="background-color:#000000; line-height:300%; text-align:right"><font style="color:#AEB2AD; font-size:14pt; font-variant:small-caps">'''The Thief'''{{tab}}&nbsp;</font></div>
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| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Played By:'''
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Played By:'''
| Caspar Petus
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| Caspar Peteus
 
|-
 
|-
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Concept:'''
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Concept:'''
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| Wandering trickster.
 
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|-
 
| class="left" |<font color=#06032F> '''Date of Birth:'''
 
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| June 14, 1969
 
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|-
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Apparent Age:'''
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Apparent Age:'''
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| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Virtue:'''
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Virtue:'''
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| Hope
 
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|-
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Vice:'''
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Vice:'''
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| Greed
 
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| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Motley:'''
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Motley:'''
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| None
 
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|-
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Seeming:'''
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Seeming:'''
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| Darkling
 
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| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Kith:'''
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Kith:'''
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| Lurker/Whisperwisp
 
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| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Court:'''
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Court:'''
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| Spring
 
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|-
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Entitlement:'''
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Entitlement:'''
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| Phantom Tong
 
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|-
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Keeper:'''
 
| class="left" | <font color=#06032F>'''Keeper:'''
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| That Which Lurks
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'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49tpIMDy9BE Lindsey Stirling - Shatter Me]'''
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:''Lyrics''
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<div style="background-color:#000000; line-height:300%; text-align:right"><font style="color:#AEB2AD; font-size:14pt; font-variant:small-caps">'''Relevant Stats'''{{tab}}&nbsp;</font></div>
  
'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4 Disturbed - Defying Gravity - The Sound of Silence]'''
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===Mantle===
:''Lyrics''
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'''Spring''' {{3dots}}<br />
  
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===Skills===
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'''Larceny''' {{5dots}}<br />
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'''Stealth''' {{5dots}}<br />
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'''Brawl''' {{5dots}}<br />
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'''Subterfuge''' {{4dots}}<br />
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'''Persuasion''' {{4dots}}<br />
  
'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwXWANmxQvY Wrong Side Of Heaven]'''
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===Merits===
:''Lyrics''
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'''Glamour Thief'''<br />
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'''Perfect Stillness'''<br />
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'''Sleight of Hand'''<br />
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'''Professional Training: [https://68.media.tumblr.com/4793b5d88bcc8ded0badd44ccac559cc/tumblr_ms6tr7ZCey1rbvz5fo1_500.gif Thief]'''<br />
  
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<span class=fade style="font-family: Rock Salt;font-size:25px;letter-spacing: -1px; color: white;">Contacts</span>
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* '''[http://fatesharvest.com/w/Tini Tini]''' - </font>
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* '''Name''' - It could be someone they find useful, someone they care about.
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* '''Name''' - It could be someone they loathe, an adversary or rival.
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|<span class=fade style="font-family: Rock Salt;font-size:25px;letter-spacing: -1px; color: white;">Gallery</span>
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<gallery perrow="10" width=150px>
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File:
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'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJM God's Away on Business - Tom Waits]'''
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:''I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby
| <span class=fade style="font-family: Rock Salt;font-size:25px;letter-spacing: -1px; color: white;">Logs</span>
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:''For a buck, for a buck
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:''If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch
| {{ RP Logs | columns = 2 | order = ascending }}
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:''You're out of luck, you're out of luck
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:''The ship is sinking, the ship is sinking, the ship is sinking
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:''There's a leak, there's a leak, in the boiler room
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:''The poor, the lame, the blind
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:''Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
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:''Killers, thieves, and lawyers
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:''God's away, God's away
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:''God's away on Business, Business.
  
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'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhbok8sIoNY Providence - Poor Man's Poison]'''
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:''Candle lights and empty souls
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:''Quietly behind the doors
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:''A bleeding us just for fun
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:''Men of power telling lies
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:''Shifty hands and thirsty eyes
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:''And they can smell your fear like blood
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:''Oh my weary soul
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:''We’ve met your kind before
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:''Set fire to us all
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:''And oh sweet providence
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:''Come save us from ourselves
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:''From hell and consequence
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'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y The Remedy - Puscifer]'''
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:''Yes, we’re being condescending
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:''Yes, that means were talking down to you
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:''With all that racket from your lips a-flapping
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:''We assumed you didn't notice
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:''Haters, isolators, no one misses these
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:''Bitches receive stitches
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:''Trolls receive 86’s
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:''You speak like someone who has never been
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:''Smacked in the fucking mouth
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:''That’s OK, we have the remedy
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:''You speak like someone who has never been
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:''Knocked the fuck on out
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:''But we have your remedy

Latest revision as of 22:54, 5 March 2018


CianBanner.jpg
In order to understand, I destroyed myself.
Fernando Pessoa
"The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as well.
Terry Pratchet


       To Catch a Thief

Mortal

  • Alexander: One of those slick fuckers with a smooth tone and an uneven keel. He's a distant relative to most, and tends to be the crazy cousin called in if absolutely needed.
  • Local: Cian grew up in these parts, don't bother trying to remember him though, he's just got one of those faces.
  • Laundromat Attendent: By hook or crook he's managed to land a semi-legitimate job at Dirty Laundry.
  • Sticky Fingers: To say it's a condition is an understatement. He has a full blown compulsion to simply take. His hands wander of their own accord more often than he cares to admit.
  • Greyscale: He has never been seen in public wearing colors. Everything he wears is a shade of grey.

Lost

  • Darkling: A whisper quiet creature of the night, he does his kind proud.
  • Lurker: Nimble sneakthief fingers weren't exactly a natural skill set, trained and shaped to be the perfect rogue.
  • Whisperwisp: Built to see and hear everything, floating from spot to spot, his unassuming nature working to his advantage as a spy.
  • Spring Courtier: Even Spring has a darker side. Encouraging desires is no less prone to a dipping into the black.
  • Phantom Tong: Battler of the status quo, challenger of authority, and overall pain in the Freehold's ass with a purpose.
  • Glamour Addict: Sometimes the source doesn't matter, but the cleanest stuff comes from fulfilling dreams.


       Accomplices

Motleymates

  • Count - Scowling Stompbooted Shopkeep. Semi-legitimate boss. Collector of body parts. /Also/ has rules.
  • Lulu - Moon Mad Moth. Fluffbug. Tit for tat master. More aware than you. Dreamiest dreamer.
  • Candice - Properly Prim Poisonpetal. Bearer of good first dates and light-headed kisses.

Lost

  • Sid - Serious Scavengerhunt Spokesperson. Deep pockets. Inciter of riots.
  • Lucky - Perfectly Pandering Pedant. Giver of dare cards. Seeker of fun.
  • Fuck Bird - Furiously Foul Fowl. Beater of asses. No shame here. Has rules.
  • Cressida - Giddy Galactic Girl. Keeper of kittens. Bearer of weed and fun outbursts.
  • C.B. - Catted Communist Cousin. Thinker of bad ideas. Owner of a Commie Cafe.
  • Alonso - Great Galloping Gallant. Charger of impossible odds. Knower of possible things.

Trouble (Mortals)

  • Franky - Prickly Princess Poutface. Capable of 180 degree turns at light speed. Delicious in all the wrong ways.
  • Amanda - Complicatedly Captivating Charmer. Forward and back again. Figuring out if it's a wheel or a cycle.
  • Vinnie - Decisively Dogmatic Devil. Giving away advice like candy in a sinful song. One surprising cheerleader.


       Mugshots

CianM2.jpg CianM3.jpg CianM4.jpg Cian3.jpg Cian1.jpg CianM7.jpg

       Rap Sheet


  • (2017.04.28)
After The Bodies
  • (2017.04.30)
Coffee At Cafe
  • (2017.05.08)
Lulu vs The Bugs
  • (2017.06.13)
Truths, Dares, and Lost Socks
  • (2017.07.18)
Birds The Word
  • (2017.07.19)
Wayhouse Meetings
  • (2017.07.24)
What's In Your Bag?
  • (2017.07.25)
Life Skills and Spin Cycles
  • (2017.07.29)
Hullabaloo at the Laundromat
  • (2017.08.05)
Broken Dolls: Something Rotten
  • (2017.08.12)
Open Mic @ CAT-22
  • (2017.08.14)
Crazypants
  • (2017.08.20)
Hello Neighbor
  • (2017.08.23)
Promise? Promise!
  • (2017.08.24)
Put That Thing Away
  • (2017.08.25)
Instagram-able
  • (2017.08.26)
About A Girl
  • (2017.08.26)
Tutorial:Wyrd & You
  • (2017.09.03)
Spring Retreat: September
  • (2017.09.20)
Clueless and Heartless




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The Thief       
Played By: Caspar Peteus
Concept: Wandering trickster.
Date of Birth: June 14, 1969
Apparent Age: 30
Occupation: Cutpurse
Virtue: Hope
Vice: Greed

Freehold: Fate's Harvest
Motley: None
Seeming: Darkling
Kith: Lurker/Whisperwisp
Court: Spring
Entitlement: Phantom Tong
Keeper: That Which Lurks
Relevant Stats       

Mantle

Spring •••

Skills

Larceny •••••
Stealth •••••
Brawl •••••
Subterfuge ••••
Persuasion ••••

Merits

Glamour Thief
Perfect Stillness
Sleight of Hand
Professional Training: Thief


Soundtrack       

God's Away on Business - Tom Waits

I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby
For a buck, for a buck
If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch
You're out of luck, you're out of luck
The ship is sinking, the ship is sinking, the ship is sinking
There's a leak, there's a leak, in the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers
God's away, God's away
God's away on Business, Business.

Providence - Poor Man's Poison

Candle lights and empty souls
Quietly behind the doors
A bleeding us just for fun
Men of power telling lies
Shifty hands and thirsty eyes
And they can smell your fear like blood
Oh my weary soul
We’ve met your kind before
Set fire to us all
And oh sweet providence
Come save us from ourselves
From hell and consequence

The Remedy - Puscifer

Yes, we’re being condescending
Yes, that means were talking down to you
With all that racket from your lips a-flapping
We assumed you didn't notice
Haters, isolators, no one misses these
Bitches receive stitches
Trolls receive 86’s
You speak like someone who has never been
Smacked in the fucking mouth
That’s OK, we have the remedy
You speak like someone who has never been
Knocked the fuck on out
But we have your remedy