Difference between revisions of "Agnes Agnarsson"

Glimpse of the Past

Agnes showed up about a year ago and opened up a flower shop called Love Me, Love Me Not. It's not very highly reviewed on Yelp (1-star) and this is probably entirely due to the fact that she has god awful customer service skills. Somehow, though, the shop stays open.

As far as what she did before moving to Vermont? She doesn't say. After all, she is Spring -- she looks forward, not back. You should too, by the way. As she will tell you:

"Live your best lives, fuckers."

Roleplaying Hooks

Grumpy
Agnes is, how shall we say this? Socially unpleasant. She much prefers plants and books to people and isn't shy about that fact. On an OOC note, the player is very nice and friendly so take everything Agnes says with a large grain of IC salt!

Florist
She owns a flower shop -- Love Me, Love Me Not -- that's located in a strip mall in Fort Brunsett. It has 1-star on Yelp which is surprising because the flowers there seem to be beautiful. Could it have anything to do with the fact that she makes nine out of ten customers cry? Naaaaah.

A doctor of sorts..
Order the right bouquet and she'll come patch you up when you have an arm hanging by a thread or blood gushing from parts that shouldn't be gushing. She'll even throw in a harsh critique of all your life choices that led up to you needing her services at no extra charge!

Bouquet for every occasion
Just like In-n-Out has a secret menu, the flower shop has special bouquets that you only know about if you know about them, catch my drift? I'm not saying that there is a particular floral arrangement that, when ordered, indicates to Agnes that the person on the receiving end should be poisoned. But I'm NOT saying there isn't one either.

Secret garden
Rumor has it that Agnes has a Hollow with a totally kick ass garden and medical library. It's a rumor because no one has actually been there and if you ask her about it, she'll rightly tell you to fuck off.

Contacts

Changelings
God dammit, these fuckers...

Everyone else
And these assholes are even worse!

Logs