Agnes Agnarsson

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Name Agnes Agnarsson
Birthday November 10th
Apparent Age 30s
Occupation Owner of Love Me, Love Me Not Flower Shop
Virtue Determined
Vice Like, really, really determined
Seeming Wizened
Kith(s) Chirurgeon
Court Spring
Keeper The Borrower
Entitlement None
Motley None







Glimpse of the Past

Agnes showed up about a year ago and opened up a flower shop called Love Me, Love Me Not. It's not very highly reviewed on Yelp (1-star) and this is probably entirely due to the fact that she has god awful customer service skills. Somehow, though, the shop stays open.

As far as what she did before moving to Vermont? She doesn't say. After all, she is Spring -- she looks forward, not back. You should too, by the way. As she will tell you:

"Live your best lives, fuckers."

Roleplaying Hooks

Agnes is, how shall we say this? Socially unpleasant. She much prefers plants and books to people and isn't shy about that fact. On an OOC note, the player is very nice and friendly so take everything Agnes says with a large grain of IC salt!

She owns a flower shop -- Love Me, Love Me Not -- that's located in a strip mall in Fort Brunsett. It has 1-star on Yelp which is surprising because the flowers there seem to be beautiful. Could it have anything to do with the fact that she makes nine out of ten customers cry? Naaaaah.

A doctor of sorts..
Order the right bouquet and she'll come patch you up when you have an arm hanging by a thread or blood gushing from parts that shouldn't be gushing. She'll even throw in a harsh critique of all your life choices that led up to you needing her services at no extra charge!

Bouquet for every occasion
Just like In-n-Out has a secret menu, the flower shop has special bouquets that you only know about if you know about them, catch my drift? I'm not saying that there is a particular floral arrangement that, when ordered, indicates to Agnes that the person on the receiving end should be poisoned. But I'm NOT saying there isn't one either.

Secret garden
Rumor has it that Agnes has a Hollow with a totally kick ass garden and medical library. It's a rumor because no one has actually been there and if you ask her about it, she'll rightly tell you to fuck off.

Agnes wtf.gif


God dammit, these fuckers...

Gotta keep an eye on this one; he's hiding something.

She has good taste in flowers. Literally. Treats the flower shop like the snack aisle at 7-11.

This asshole keeps trying to get me to sell my flower shop to him. At this point, I will keep it open out of spite just to keep it out of that horny bastard's hands.

Everyone else
And these assholes are even worse!

Stuff! Things! They will go here.

Stuff! Things! They will go here.


Fiona Apple - Limp

You feed the beast I have within me
You wave the red flag,
Baby you make it run run run
Standing on the sidelines,
Waving and grinning
You fondle my trigger,
Then you blame my gun

And when I think of it
My fingers turn to fists
I never did anything to you, man
But no matter what I try
You'll beat me with your bitter lies

So call me crazy, hold me down
Make me cry; get off now, baby-
It wont be long till you'll be
Lying limp in your own hand

Nina Simone - Feeling Good

And this old world is a new world
And a bold world
For me

Stars when you shine
You know how I feel
Scent of the pine
You know how I feel
Oh freedom is mine
And I know how I feel

It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me
Ohh I'm feeling good


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