» Internet-famous doesn't mean anything in Nowheresville, Vermont. » But I've got a sizable following on Instagram. #ootd » Shoplifting is not a problem. It's a way of life. » Totally a motherfucking sorcerer. » No time for fluffy witches. Had enough of that in high school. » Can see spirits whether I want to or not. Annoying. Usually. » Can totally creep on your dreams. Ugh, you perv! » Queen of Bad Decisions. Need a devil on your shoulder? » New to town. Hello, bitches! » This stray cat's been following me around. Cute and orange like me. » Kinda way smarter than I look, but so not a nerd. » Might work at Majesty Records for certain definitions of 'work.'
Crashing with AV. Cuz internet friends are the best. « Her brother is totally in love with me. So tragic! «
I'll be your epiphany, Your Royal Buttoned-Uppedness. «
Pretty sure Kip is totally into elven erotica. Not my kind of pinata. « Trick gets me, knows how to live free. Favorite. «
New friend's all slink and slither and filth. Kinda perversely adorable. «
Then there's him. He's gonna be fun. «
Disclaimer
IC assholery is not meant to make things unfun. If you're not having fun, lemme know.