Difference between revisions of "Vanessa Smith"

» Internet-famous doesn't mean anything in Nowheresville, Vermont.
» But I've got a sizable following on Instagram. #ootd
» Shoplifting is not a problem. It's a way of life.
» Totally a motherfucking sorcerer.
» No time for fluffy witches. Had enough of that in high school.
» Can see spirits whether I want to or not. Annoying. Usually.
» Can totally creep on your dreams. Ugh, you perv!
» Queen of Bad Decisions. Need a devil on your shoulder?
» New to town. Hello, bitches!
» This stray cat's been following me around. Cute and orange like me.
» Kinda way smarter than I look, but so not a nerd.
» Might work at Majesty Records for certain definitions of 'work.'

Crashing with AV. Smells orange. Like me. «
Her brother is totally in love with me. So tragic! «
I'll be your epiphany, Your Royal Buttoned-Uppedness. «
Pretty sure Kip is totally into elven erotica. Not my kind of pinata. «
Trick gets me, knows how to live free. Favorite. «
New friend's all slink and slither and filth. Kinda perversely adorable. «
Then there's him. He's gonna be fun. «
Met such an entertaining hallucination on my birthday. «

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