Sid Spokes

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Sid Spokes
"Yippee ki yay, Mellon Farmer"

Bruce Willis; TV edit of "Die Hard"

Before

Sid-Friggen-Spokes. One of the more prolific names in up and coming athletics. He had a line of bikes and gear he endorsed and everything. The guy was on his way to ousting Tony Hawk and Shaun White as the most talked about household names for X-treme sports. His father was Sean Sullivan, stunt car driver. Sid's hero and reason to make dangerous life choices later in life. Sadly he lost his father when he was way young, but Sid kept all the film footage, reviews it, and has since learned some of those tricks for himself. Much to his mother's chagrin. He started kickin it with skateboards, but found his true knack for bicycles. Hell he's even done a few Cirque shows which... is how his keeper's people found him. There was an accident though doing stunt work where someone didn't have some of the equipment bolted down properly and sent him flying. Since then the endorsements have been good but some say he was recovering from a severe concussion.

Concussion my back side! That gentry Master falconeer

After

Awwww Hades His durance was spent being trapped on the set of terrible and redundant children's programming. Parents think it is some special sort of punishment to have their kid love a stupid purple dinosaur with a dopey voice who sings about teamwork, togetherness, and tying your shoelaces. Endlessly. every. dang day. Try being that dinosaur, or a talking chicken, or the mailman in a bad striped shirt and short shorts. It's sort of like being attacked by clown where the clowns are your co-workers and you have to sing along or the Good Dandelion Station Director, a disembodied voice that Dolores Umbridge would love, will be all over your astronaut making you do it again... and again... and again -.- now with more feeling and endless censorship because Goodness forbid anyone is able to carry on a conversation like a good Dan adult!

Heck he only got out by making the show so terrible within the parameters of the script that the Station Director had to cancel it. And everyone was better off for it.

wait... are those bandages editing this too?

It never ends does it? Well it does. Just not for Sid.

Oh frostbite.


RP Hooks
  • Censorship - Seriously he didn't ask for it. When you do time on a kid's TV show for 7 seasons you start to swear like TBS censoring Will Ferrell. He's not bloomin happy about it either.
  • 4th Wall Break - He intends to say exactly what he means. Something, somewhere ancient and arcane, keeps cleaning up his language without context heeded as mentioned above. Be prepared to have Sid start yelling into the sky about stupid quality control, even critiquing whoever or whatever is responsible for his bad word choices. Yes. This makes him look like a crazy person. Hey he fell on his head a lot as a kid practicing.
  • Good With Kids - Like legit. He's flippin fantastic with kids because God knows he's had the practice entertaining them.
  • Rally X - He can drive anything from rally to Motocross, but his passion lies in skateboards, and his bike.
  • Furries & Mascots - We are not having this discussion. Because reasons.
  • Double Dog Dare - Ever meet an idiot that can't say no to a dare? By George, he is that fool.
  • Bishop of Blackbirds - Somehow, ridiculousness aside, he can be an amazing listener.
  • Romancer - It's hard to get a pinpoint description of ACTUAL Sid these days. It's actually worked against him when trying to reclaim his identity back. I mean he's never got helmet hair and his eyes a re a fantastic shade of grey... green? He had stubble though didn't he? Or not I mean he could Pass for Sid Sullivan but... honestly he might be too charming to be the real Sid Sullivan. Oh FML - Freeze My Lemonade.
  • Fame 3:Skate or Die - The name is known. Only this guy doesn't look like Sid...exactly. Like really close but... I dunno, better looking? It is hard to pinpoint it. Cute but can't be the same guy. Oh FML - Fracture My Llama. Like an illusion puzzle, the closer one is the less it looks like what it should.


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Contacts A-Z
  • Gisa - You didn't help me walk this far to leave you behind. Shalom.
  • Joel - Yes, something could be good. I dunno what, but sure, something.
  • Kseniya - Here's to our second chances, little sister.
  • Lucky - Yoooooou! This is all your fault. I'll thank you later.
  • Lulu - Deal's on consider a place to crash and a ride to work yours.
  • Miranda - And I wonder what you're trying to make us ask about ourselves
Gallery

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Profile
Full Name: Sidney "Spokes" Sullivan
Played By: Iain De Caestecker
Appears As: Sid
Date of Birth: November, 11
Apparent Age: Early-Mid 20s
Occupation: BMX Stunt/Trick Rider
Skater Satyr really.
Virtue: Forgiving
Vice: Hedonistic
Template: Changeling
Keeper: The Station Director
Court: Dusk Court
Seeming: Beast
Kiths: Steepscrambler
Playmate
Romancer
Entitlement: Bishopric of Blackbirds
Freehold None Yet
Motley: Jokers Wild
Soundtrack
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Tra La LA Song - Liz Phair

Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
Tra la la tra la la la
One banana two banana
three banana four
Four bananas make a bunch
and so do many more
Over hill and highway
the banana buggies go
Come along to bring you
the banana splits show
Four banana three banana
two banana one
All bananas playing
in the bright warm sun
Flipping like a pancake
popping like a cork
Fleagle bingo drooper and snork


"Possessed To Skate"
- Suicidal Tendencies

Cause he rips-he rips
When he skates-he skates
Cause he never hesitates
He's the wizard on the wheels
Like a modern gladiator ain't got no fears
So skate
He shoots the pool like a launching pad
If it ain't insane then you can't get rad
Skating is all that's on his mind
He's skating radical all the time
Beware he's possessed to skate!
Looks like a magic carpet ride
Six foot airiels inverts backside
Optical illusion it must be
He redefines insanity


"Cake By the Ocean"
- DNCE

don't waste time with a masterpiece
you should be rolling with me, ah
you're a real-life fantasy
But you're moving so carefully;
let's start living dangerously
Let's lose our minds
and go fucking crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping
we'll eat cake by the ocean
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