Difference between revisions of "Sid Spokes"

Sid-Friggen-Spokes. One of the more prolific names in up and coming athletics. He had a line of bikes and gear he endorsed and everything. The guy was on his way to ousting Tony Hawk and Shaun White as the most talked about household names for X-treme sports. His father was Sean Sullivan, stunt car driver. Sid's hero and reason to make dangerous life choices later in life. Sadly he lost his father when he was way young, but Sid kept all the film footage, reviews it, and has since learned some of those tricks for himself. Much to his mother's chagrin. He started kickin it with skateboards, but found his true knack for bicycles. Hell he's even done a few Cirque shows which... is how his keeper's people found him. There was an accident though doing stunt work where someone didn't have some of the equipment bolted down properly and sent him flying. Since then the endorsements have been good but some say he was recovering from a severe concussion.

Concussion my back side! That gentry Master falconeer

Awwww Hades His durance was spent being trapped on the set of terrible and redundant children's programming. Parents think it is some special sort of punishment to have their kid love a stupid purple dinosaur with a dopey voice who sings about teamwork, togetherness, and tying your shoelaces. Endlessly. every. dang day. Try being that dinosaur, or a talking chicken, or the mailman in a bad striped shirt and short shorts. It's sort of like being attacked by clown where the clowns are your co-workers and you have to sing along or the Good Dandelion Station Director, a disembodied voice that Dolores Umbridge would love, will be all over your astronaut making you do it again... and again... and again -.- now with more feeling and endless censorship because Goodness forbid anyone is able to carry on a conversation like a good Dan adult!

Heck he only got out by making the show so terrible within the parameters of the script that the Station Director had to cancel it. And everyone was better off for it.

wait... are those bandages editing this too?

It never ends does it? Well it does. Just not for Sid.

Oh frostbite.