Audrey Wilson
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“I had been born shoved to the margins of the world, sure, but I had volunteered for the pits.”
– Daniel Woodrell
Overview
Things Audrey Knows:
♠ How To Work A Dock All Summer And Avoid A Farmer's Tan
♠ How To Do Massive Bong Rips That Impress Your Friends And Neighbors
♠ Flirt Her Way Into Extra Toppings In Her DQ Blizzard
♠ How To Ward A Building
♠ Just How Much Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri Sucks
♠ Just How Much She Won't Go Back
♠ Just How Much She Misses Her Sister Despite These Facts
♠ How To Bury A Body In The Woods
Things Audrey Doesn't Know:
♠ She Doesn't Have Enough Paper In The Universe To Begin Listing That Out
RP Hooks
- The Lost Alexander No One Knew Was Missing - Her mother bailed out of town years ago, telling her family to fuck off with a righteous anger that only teenagers can muster. Apparently, her mother's capacity for holding grudge exceeded coming home to introduce them to Audrey.
- Don't That Just Pucker Your Right Eye? - Don't worry though, Audrey inherited her mother's capacity for sass and vinegar.
- It's Called Kitchen Magic. Don't Make That Face. - The Ozarks has its... uh, own spin on what qualifies as legitimate thaumaturgical practice.
Contacts
Soundtrack
Manchester Orchestra - The Silence
There was nothing but quiet retractions
And families pleading, "Don't look in that cabinet
There's far more bad than there's good, I don't know how it got there
Lord Huron - Meet Me In The Woods
I took a little journey to the unknown
And I come back changed, I can feel it in my bones
Now the darkness got a hold on me
Holy darkness got a hold on me
Run The Jewels & DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak
I will punch a baby bear in his shit
Give me lip
I'mma send you to the yard, get a stick, make a switch
I can end a conversation real quick
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