Audrey Wilson
From Fate's Harvest
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“I had been born shoved to the margins of the world, sure, but I had volunteered for the pits.”
– Daniel Woodrell
Overview
Things Audrey Knows:
How To Work A Dock All Summer And Avoid A Farmer's Tan
How To Do Massive Bong Rips That Impress Your Friends And Neighbors
Flirt Her Way Into Extra Toppings In Her DQ Blizzard
How To Ward A Building
Just How Much Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri Sucks
Just How Much She Won't Go Back
Just How Much She Misses Her Sister Despite These Facts
How To Bury A Body In The Woods
Things Audrey Doesn't Know:
That She Doesn't Have Enough Paper In The Universe To Begin Listing That Out</br>
RP Hooks
- The Lost Alexander No One Knew Was Missing - Her mother bailed out of town years ago, telling her family to fuck off with a righteous anger that only teenagers can muster. Apparently, her mother's capacity for holding grudge exceeded coming home to introduce them to Audrey.
- Don't That Just Pucker Your Right Eye? - Don't worry though, Audrey inherited her mother's capacity for sass and vinegar.
- It's Called Kitchen Magic. Don't Make That Face. - The Ozarks has its... uh, own spin on what qualifies as legitimate thaumaturgical practice.
Contacts
Soundtrack
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David Bowie - As the World Falls Down
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Logs
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