Difference between revisions of "Audrey Wilson"
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{{Tab}}'''Things Audrey Knows:''' | {{Tab}}'''Things Audrey Knows:''' | ||
| − | <br>How To Work A Dock All Summer And Avoid A Farmer's Tan | + | <br>♠ How To Work A Dock All Summer And Avoid A Farmer's Tan |
| − | <br>How To Do Massive Bong Rips That Impress Your Friends And Neighbors | + | <br>♠ How To Do Massive Bong Rips That Impress Your Friends And Neighbors |
| − | <br>Flirt Her Way Into Extra Toppings In Her DQ Blizzard | + | <br>♠ Flirt Her Way Into Extra Toppings In Her DQ Blizzard |
| − | <br>How To Ward A Building | + | <br>♠ How To Ward A Building |
| − | <br>Just How Much Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri Sucks | + | <br>♠ Just How Much Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri Sucks |
| − | <br>Just How Much She Won't Go Back | + | <br>♠ Just How Much She Won't Go Back |
| − | <br>Just How Much She Misses Her Sister Despite These Facts | + | <br>♠ Just How Much She Misses Her Sister Despite These Facts |
| − | <br>How To Bury A Body In The Woods | + | <br>♠ How To Bury A Body In The Woods |
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{{Tab}}'''Things Audrey Doesn't Know:''' | {{Tab}}'''Things Audrey Doesn't Know:''' | ||
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| + | ♠ She Doesn't Have Enough Paper In The Universe To Begin Listing That Out | ||
===RP Hooks=== | ===RP Hooks=== | ||
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* '''It's Called Kitchen Magic. Don't Make That Face.''' - The Ozarks has its... uh, own spin on what qualifies as legitimate thaumaturgical practice. | * '''It's Called Kitchen Magic. Don't Make That Face.''' - The Ozarks has its... uh, own spin on what qualifies as legitimate thaumaturgical practice. | ||
===Contacts=== | ===Contacts=== | ||
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===Soundtrack=== | ===Soundtrack=== | ||
| − | + | <br>'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmXJxQzW-vg Manchester Orchestra - The Silence]''' | |
| − | + | <br>''There was nothing but quiet retractions'' | |
| − | + | <br>''And families pleading, "Don't look in that cabinet'' | |
| − | '''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= | + | <br>''There's far more bad than there's good, I don't know how it got there'' |
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| − | + | <br>'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5axbaGBVto Lord Huron - Don't Stop Me Now]''' | |
| − | + | <br>''I took a little journey to the unknown'' | |
| − | + | <br>''And I come back changed, I can feel it in my bones'' | |
| − | + | <br>''Now the darkness got a hold on me'' | |
| − | '''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= | + | <br>''Holy darkness got a hold on me'' |
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| − | + | <br>'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gJ3HzBbdxI Run The Jewels & DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak]''' | |
| − | :'' | + | <br>''I will punch a baby bear in his shit'' |
| − | + | <br>''Give me lip'' | |
| − | + | <br>''I'mma send you to the yard, get a stick, make a switch'' | |
| + | <br>''I can end a conversation real quick'' | ||
| − | + | <br>'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPbT-8024sk Two Fingers - Deep Jinx]''' | |
===Logs=== | ===Logs=== | ||
{{ RP Logs | columns = 2 | order = ascending }} | {{ RP Logs | columns = 2 | order = ascending }} | ||
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“I had been born shoved to the margins of the world, sure, but I had volunteered for the pits.”
– Daniel Woodrell
Overview
Things Audrey Knows:
♠ How To Work A Dock All Summer And Avoid A Farmer's Tan
♠ How To Do Massive Bong Rips That Impress Your Friends And Neighbors
♠ Flirt Her Way Into Extra Toppings In Her DQ Blizzard
♠ How To Ward A Building
♠ Just How Much Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri Sucks
♠ Just How Much She Won't Go Back
♠ Just How Much She Misses Her Sister Despite These Facts
♠ How To Bury A Body In The Woods
Things Audrey Doesn't Know:
♠ She Doesn't Have Enough Paper In The Universe To Begin Listing That Out
RP Hooks
- The Lost Alexander No One Knew Was Missing - Her mother bailed out of town years ago, telling her family to fuck off with a righteous anger that only teenagers can muster. Apparently, her mother's capacity for holding grudge exceeded coming home to introduce them to Audrey.
- Don't That Just Pucker Your Right Eye? - Don't worry though, Audrey inherited her mother's capacity for sass and vinegar.
- It's Called Kitchen Magic. Don't Make That Face. - The Ozarks has its... uh, own spin on what qualifies as legitimate thaumaturgical practice.
Contacts
Soundtrack
Manchester Orchestra - The Silence
There was nothing but quiet retractions
And families pleading, "Don't look in that cabinet
There's far more bad than there's good, I don't know how it got there
Lord Huron - Don't Stop Me Now
I took a little journey to the unknown
And I come back changed, I can feel it in my bones
Now the darkness got a hold on me
Holy darkness got a hold on me
Run The Jewels & DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak
I will punch a baby bear in his shit
Give me lip
I'mma send you to the yard, get a stick, make a switch
I can end a conversation real quick
Logs
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