| Lolly has been talking about doing this forever and ever, and what better night to give the world a strip tease than Valentine's Day?
Strippers and audience members alike are welcome to sign up and attend! We need someone to rate those dancers! Best performance wins a plaque on the wall permanently engraved with your full name so everyone who comes into the strip club forever and ever will see how great you are at taking your clothes off in public.
No previous knowledge of pole dancing or strip teases is required.
Any injuries sustained in the process of dancing or teasing will be covered by your personal health insurance, not ours, because The Plank has its own booty to tend.
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