Agnes/RPHooks

Grumpy
Agnes is, how shall we say this? Socially unpleasant. She much prefers plants and books to people and isn't shy about that fact. On an OOC note, the player is very nice and friendly so take everything Agnes says with a large grain of IC salt!

Florist
She owns a flower shop -- Love Me, Love Me Not -- that's located in a strip mall in Fort Brunsett. It has 1-star on Yelp which is surprising because the flowers there seem to be beautiful. Could it have anything to do with the fact that she makes nine out of ten customers cry? Naaaaah.

A doctor of sorts..
Order the right bouquet and she'll come patch you up when you have an arm hanging by a thread or blood gushing from parts that shouldn't be gushing. She'll even throw in a harsh critique of all your life choices that led up to you needing her services at no extra charge!

Bouquet for every occasion
Just like In-n-Out has a secret menu, the flower shop has special bouquets that you only know about if you know about them, catch my drift? I'm not saying that there is a particular floral arrangement that, when ordered, indicates to Agnes that the person on the receiving end should be poisoned. But I'm NOT saying there isn't one either.

Secret garden
Rumor has it that Agnes has a Hollow with a totally kick ass garden and medical library. It's a rumor because no one has actually been there and if you ask her about it, she'll rightly tell you to fuck off.