Log:Harvesting with Harvestmen in the Hedge
Harvesting with Harvestmen in the Hedge | |
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"There's a... spider thing in here, maybe..." | |
Participants | 29 October, 2017 What use is sitting around in a coffee shop all day, if you can't drag fellow Wyrd patrons out into the wilds of the Hedge to get some fruit? Uschi takes Ziv and Omari into Bulberry Thicket, to search for some certain Goblin Fruits. Only something catches Ziv's eye, and... Well... Let's just say it's a good thing that Omari is there to help her out of a sticky situation. |
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High in the Wyrd atmosphere, the pinky-orange-reddish light of an autumn sky that's creeping in that odd out-of-time way towards a faux 'dusk' has illuminated everything down below in warmth. This is, of course, an illusion: it is not warm, it's merely... Wyrd. Down in the Bulberry Thicket, there is some activity: Hedge Bees go about their dopey droning, passing unaffected amongst the thorns. Occasionally, some gnarled Hob or another can be sensed moving in some of the pathways that split off of the main Trod and criss-cross along the slopes of the valley, but there is not much action going on. See that six-foot-something Ogress, standing there half-obscured shadow of some particular Bulberry tree? That's Uschi. The Moon Ogress looks like she should be sleeping in some abandoned boxcar -- but even crust punk Moon's gotta venture into the Hedge now and then. Body twisted to the side to accommodate the deadness of that left arm of hers, the tassels on the Ogress' battle jacket twist n' shake in the breeze, as she... Observes the surroundings. Uschi is watching a patch of brambles, just off the edge of the trod. Like just -staring- at them could somehow send some hidden bounty of fruits her way.
"I think it was... Cassian? He makes pastries and stuff out of these," she whispers, creeping in closer to Uschi's side and looking where the Ogress is. Best to keep towards the big Changeling, since the last time she was out in the Hedge she got clawed.
The Beast isn't much for armor or the like, having settled on just a hooded jacket, jeans, and boots that were clean a few blue moons ago. He approaches the other two Lost, and asks, "Is staring at it going to make something come out?" The wintry wolf at his side points out, "Isn't that how you lost your shoes, though?"
"...Tha's a question." Uschi concedes to Ziv after a moment - lifting her ruddy right hand so she can scratch at the uneven, raw looking seam that connects her Very Dead Arm to her Very Much Alive shoulder. Is that even her 'original' arm? It looks like somebody's crossed a chicken's leg with a water-logged arm of a much scrawnier person that the Ogress. Uschi better not have that Boarder Reavers' sickness. "S'more like, whot -don't- ya need 'em for, eh? Lil' squirt like yerself? Goin' 'round gettin' into sewers? Yer gonna want some've them." Uschi's ruddy right hand is raised, leaning towards Ziv as she points into the brambles. Can Ziv follow what Uschi's looking at? In the greenery just off the trod, there are clusters of pink fruits just bigger than cherries. "Blushberries. Ya gone an' bash yer skull onna rock an' feel like shit? They'll heal ya. Wanna preserve 'em, dry 'em out..." There is a beat. Then another. Finally Uschi turns and looks at Omari, sniffing in the air and being either very thoughtful or very... Slow. "Shoes are for horses." Uschi says with a snort, although she -does- seem to be smiling-- well, smirking really. "Look like I give rides? Nah man. This issa... Whadda ya call it... Field trip." She sniffs in again, and tilts a horn in the direction of Omari's gun, before adding. "Whot news, from Wayhome?"
"Oh right, shoes!" is said in answer to both Omari and Uschi, before she takes off her sandals and tucks them into her rucksack. They're not going to really do her any good here, anyway, considering what they are - and they're for work. "Sooo... are there other fruits here, too?" she wonders, glancing between both the elder (?) Beast and the Ogress.
That does not quite sound like a request. That sounds like Uschi is demanding - ordering? - telling Ziv what's what. "Me? I'm here fer..." That's not a sigh - Uschi, sighing?! That wheezing breath must be because she's got a cold, because a sigh would suggest she's expressing feelings. "Scarthistle. S'ain't as reg-ewe-lar, see? But I gotta sense there's some to get got." Confident. That's what Uschi sounds like -- but she quiets as Omari starts talking about fruit; grunting once or twice, nodding her head vaguely, horns dully glinting in the Wyrd light, as that shadowy Mantle floats around her. When he says Bloodapple, though, Uschi starts to chuckle: a rough sound, like stones rolling over shale. "When've ya ever had th' need fer a Bloodapple? Damn son... S'only good if yer fuckin' guts 'er hangin' out -- but then s'reeeeeal fuckin' good." A beat. "Ain't many 'round. tho'..." In the distance down trod, there is rustling. Nothing is immediately apparent, though. Out over the thorns, glows a dim blueish light.
"Bloodapple sounds... interesting," she says, somewhat uncertainly. Was that a shiver? It seems to distract the batling from what she's doing for a moment, and she sticks herself on a thorn. There's a little hiss of pain - but perhaps lesson learned, she looks again to what she's doing. Not at the other Changelings. Until she seems to notice something off. Is it the bluish light? Is it the scent on the air? Either way she stops, sniffing at the air, with Neville mimicking her from the safety of her tousled mane. "Something smells... bad."
Bloody Ogress', man. Uschi laughs to herself - oblivious, or uncaring, to the sights and sounds and scents around her. Of course, Uschi is widening her stance a bit: feet pressed firmly on the ground, at the ready just... Incase. "Omari." She echoes, her iridescent eyes flickering as Uschi looks to Romulus a moment later. "Rom-ewe-lus." There is a pause, and the Ogress lifts a hand to tap at her own chest, making a hollow thunking noise. "Uschi." Then? She lapses into silence - giving a vague nod to the Beast and his companion as he discusses Bloodapple. Finally, Uschi's brow wrinkles with deep concern. "Whot? An' they think their insides'er prettier ta look at? Man, folk's'er always neglectin' whot's good 'cause it looks shit. Weren't I sayin' that, Ziv? I mean, s'more fer me inna long run, but... The shit folk toss aside, 'cause they too froo-froo... S'weak."
...But Ziv's own are pretty good, soon she calls from the thicket, "Hey! Here they are! And um... I don't think a bloodapple would... worry me for what it looks like," she calls out. There are some other rustling sounds, and then a few plucks, followed by rebounds. "...probably be good to find and, um, preserve some of those, or so I'd think," she continues. The others likely, at this point, can't see that she's attentively listening to the area around them. Or maybe they can. The blushberries -could- be spotted from the Trod, afterall.
Uschi's lips move, but words don't come out as she presumably mulls over what Ziv means by that. What's a health code? The quasi-feral Ogress doesn't seem to have a clue. Those iridescent eyes of her glint as she watches Ziv navigate the brambles and thorns in her search for The Bounty of Blushberries -- her own weight shifting back-and-forth between her feet, like she was getting ready to... What? Pounce on Ziv? That seems unlikely. Maybe it's the scent in the air, because she's turning and giving Omari a curt nod -- NOD -- at the mention of birds. When he unholsters his gun, though? Uschi just sort of... ...keeps shifting her weight -- attention turning towards the skies. "...Whot they take from ya, Omari?" Uschi asks after a moment, padding back a step to remain in the shadow of that Wyrd tree. The Moon doesn't -seem- overly worried about the prospect of Vileshrikes descending on their little foraging foray, but it -is- hard to read her expression. Attention slips back to Ziv, as Uschi grunts quietly in her direction. "Put 'em in yer pack, an' we'll dry 'em when we're at Cat. We ain't lookin' for Bloodapple today." So stern -- is it a Ogress thing? Because Uschi is kind of, uh, pushy.
"Are we going to make something with them? I think that would be a nice gesture for the... Lost that come to the cafe," calls out Ziv again, tottering carefully while she stuffs the things again. Her ear perks once more, and she pauses to look deeper into the thicket. Once she breaks her silence again, she squints and looks vaguely uncomfortable - but also a little uncertain. Leaving behind the blushberry bush, she delves a little deeper into the thorns, as if trying to get a look at something by straightening up. "I think there's... something else in here," she calls over a shoulder to the others, looking briefly conflicted.
As his ire grows his mantle flares. The heat radiating around him constrasts with the cold, menacing his lupine features as he follows along with the others. When pointed to the bushes he raises his gun and growls, "If whatever's in there wants no trouble just come and speak to the bat-lady. She likely won't bite, but we do."
...Really? Uschi? That's all she'll say? Apparently so, because Uschi's attention is back in the brambles -- ducking her head a bit, as if to get a better perspective as she looks, and looks, and looks and... Oh Omari is speaking to her. The Ogress grunts, turning to give him a confused look as he trails off. The Ogress turns to Romulus for clarification, then ahs. "Well, ya know what they say out here -- finders..." Brief pause. "Finders." Yeah. Because not even Uschi thinks saying 'Keepers' is a good idea in the Hedge. And yet... What's that, glinting between the thorns, not too far away from where Ziv wandered through? Perhaps the Batling's path through the thicket is what exposed it; something glinting in the gloom, shiny and metallic. Coins? Chain? Some sort of tchotchke? The breeze blows through, and with in the gentle sent of rot -- rustling in the distance continues, very subtle. Uschi looks out at the brambles, then over to Ziv and Omari in turn. "...Whot makes ya think it can speak?" The Ogress asks, and then she starts to move -- heading not towards the sound or the sparkle between the thorns, but a shadowy spot a little further down the trod. Seems like she's finally spotted whatever she's looking for -- or at least thinks she has. Now, if only she can get to it...
"What the..." Ziv says, audible enough for the others to hear. She continues to push through the brambles, keeping her ears pricked. As she does so Neville begins to chitter irritably, scurrying over the batgirl's head and clinging to her hair, before diving down partially under her collar in the back. Right now she's just trying to get a better look, but soon she might be making grabby-wings.
Because all Uschi does is grunt, and then start hot-stepping it through the thorns: moving to reach the small, well hidden patch of Scarthistles which the Farwalker has spotted. And damn, for a girl as big and ursine as Uschi? The Ogress can -move-. It's like she's got Iron Skin or something, and knows how to manipulate herself /around/ the thorns, in avoidance of getting speared -upon- them. Clever girl. But un-engaging. Uschi is in survival mode. Sadly it's limited to her own survival, because she's not interrupting the curious companions as they look towards the shinies in the brambles... ...and they are so shiny. Sure, they're off trod -- but is it really /that/ dangerous? If a person was to just, just... Just get in a little closer, a few feet maybe, they'd be able to reach the little bit of glinting metal that shines in the Wyrd warm light from the alien heavens above them. They could brush off the bit of dirt and fallen leaves, really explore whatever that thing is, tangled in the thorns... What's the worst that could happen?
Only... That's odd. It's... Sticky. Thin, gossamer strands of practically invisible... Sticky stuff cover the whole thing - connecting the broken dagger to the ground, and a patch of brambles, and some more threads of sticky stuff, and... Oh. Oh it looks like a web -- or at least a line of threads, which may connect to a web somewhere through the thicket. Noticeable now, as they vibrate and shake the foliage, as Ziv holds her shiny 'treasure'. Rustling in the brambles intensifies. It is not from Uschi -- she's somewhere out of sight, off wherever she was finding Fruit; silent and melted into the landscape, as Farwalkers are wont to do. Sure, she's within ear shot... But the Ogress isn't paying attention. Omari and Ziv are left to deal with the sticky situation themselves.
Chitter-chitter-chitter... Where is Uschi?! The Ogress is not in the direction of that sound -- she's further down the trod, remember? Looking at Scarthistles? And yet... There is an almost imperceivable sound of movement, off from where she was earlier: could it be that Uschi has heard her companions' peril? Possibly. She hasn't appeared again though. Man. Some protector she is... Ziv and Omari will be faced with the sticky webbing around Ziv's hand, arm and wing -- thin, translucent strands that only really become visible when movement happens; giving the strangest, or Wyrdest, illusion of the world around them being rippled. The Wolfboy supports the Batgirl's sticky situation, those gossamer threads getting cut through under Omari's claws. The real question is; will that help be enough to help Ziv rally her strength and break free? Because... What's the folklore about Harvestmen say again? Isn't their webbing a little... Toxic?
It's possible, though, she must have made herself dizzy. As an extension of that jerk to freedom she staggers off to the side, twists around and promptly loses her lunch in a frothy explosion - before tumbling like a particularly small tree in a forest, face first into it and a patch of thorns.
From the Trod proper, just viewable through the brambles that Omari and Ziv clambered through, there comes the shadowy figure of Uschi -- an Ogress who is /most assuredly/ sticking to the safety of the trod, as she squints that shadowy face and peers through the trampled avenue of thorns. Silence. In the distance there is rustling -- no doubt the Harvestmen, but it doesn't seem to be drawing any closer. They are skittish sorts, those Wyrd spiders: frail, in a fashion. Prefer a prone, lone prey, and they've probably sensed that there is more than one Changeling here -- and that their webbing has been cut. Alas. It will have to Harvest another day... Uschi, meanwhile, is carrying a bushel of Blushberries in her arm, staring at Omari like he's quite possibly insane. "...Whot'cha doing that to her for?" Oh man. Omari might have some explaining to do.. The Ogress does not have the sense to jump to any conclusions though, she just jerks her horns to point at the Trod path, beckoning him close. "Pick'er up, take'er here, an' wait fer your lil' buddy. We're goin' home."
What, Uschi's not going to help!? Well, the Ogress does only have -one- working arm, and it's currently being used to transfer those Blushberries of hers into her backpack. It's a bit of an ordeal... "Yer right tho'. S'ain't no place fer us ta fuck around in, d'ja get me? C'mon... Ya know, ya 'holder types ain't all bad." Aw, Uschi -- is that a compliment? Could be.
She grunts as Omari picks Ziv up, and makes his oh-so-careful way through the thorny brambles and back onto the Trod. The rustling in the distance has stopped, although the occasional scent of rot wafts in on the breeze. When Remus pads into view, Uschi gives the steed a little up-nod of acknowledgement, then with some effort she shoulders her rucksack again. Dead arm swingin', the Ogress waits for Ziv and Omari to get all sorted. "That 'vester web? Nah. S'ain't nothin' we can do but wait it out..." She murmurs, then starts padding along - taking up the front, as the three Changelings and Omari's two Hedge Beasty Companions start making the slow, winding road back towards Earth. Uschi gives the zoinked out Ziv a nod, then grunts in Omari's direction after a while; "...Yer right, tho', Omari. S'pays to always be prepared."
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