Uschi
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"What would an ocean be without a monster lurking in the dark? It would be like sleep without dreams."
― Werner Herzog
Overview
Uschi Buschi. Should be pushy Uschi Buschi, know what I mean? Because once that girl gets her mind set on something, she just don’t stop. Best to probably put five bucks in her grimy hand, give her directions to the next roadhouse, and tell her to have a good day — because a girl like that, hanging out in a town like this? Ain’t gonna bring nothing but trouble.
Hopped off a freight train in June 2017, and Uschi been wandering ‘tween Fort Brunsett and Tamarack Falls ever since. Poor thing is crippled - that is, her arm just don’t work. Maybe that’s why she’s homeless, so often found rummaging through dumpsters or begging for change outside otherwise respectable establishments. Girl will bring property prices down, if someone doesn’t do something.
Only it’s like the old expression goes: where does an 800-pound gorilla sit? Anywhere it wants to. Pushy Uschi goes where she wants, when she wants, and the girl’s so dim she just won’t take the hint that maybe she wants to keep on keeping on.
But nah. Uschi’s sticking around. She’s got stuff she’s gotta sort out, so it seems. Let’s hope it happens fast.
RP Hooks
- Just Some Drifter: Uschi is a wide range wanderer with zero boundaries - she can and will walk into wherever she pleases, whenever she pleases it. Got a tract of land somewhere, anywhere? Could be you've got a new squater camping on the premises.
- Bad Moon Rising: If the shadowy Mantle didn't give her away, Uschi's complete and utter disregard for all social mores mark her as a Moon Courtier. She hasn't been in the area long, but she's starting to make an impression.
- Fearsome Friend: While Uschi is very obviously wandering the Wayward Road, the Moon courtier has a certain affinity with Autumn (Goodwill: 2) - what's that all about, then? Maybe she's looking to trade some magical secrets.
- Hard Headed Woman: There's no hiding it: Uschi is as hard headed as girl made of granite, and just about as bright. There's a high probability she's wandered somewhere on a whim and misunderstood the entire situation. Probably just need an enlightened hand to guide her, right? Especially before that infamous Ogre composure drops and things get, er, messy...
- Left Hand Path: There's something wrong with her left arm - hanging dead by her side and all. While it's grisly appearance doesn't seem to bother her none, the obvious physical disadvantage has the Ogress all sorts of worked up. She's looking for some medical advice.
- Arm Wrestling: Well all ya got's what ya carry around on your back, folk's gotta get creative about how they pay for things in this crazy world. Uschi? Arm wrestles. Mad, right?! One armed arm-wrestler? That's a story to break out at the bar!
- Double Trouble: Miller Family members may do a double take: Uschi looks an awful lot like the filthy, flea-bit, feral version of that sweet cousin Dakota Miller. Isn't that odd? Not that any true Miller girl would be caught dead in the rags Uschi wears. Still. The resemblance is uncanny. Where'd that Dakota girl relocate to, again?
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Soundtrack
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Electric Wizard - Legalize Drugs & Murder
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